just so you know these are all supposed to be funny i actually know how to spell!! just wanna be entertaining :)
"Bertney come on we don't wanna be l8!" my boyfriend lukewarm called from the kitchen. i galloped down the stairs on one of those horse things with a pole that you stand on. i met lucas in the kitchen where he was holding a bees nest.
"what's that for snugglepussy?" i questioned, throwing my horse thing to the side and it smashed the door.
"you'll see," he winked at me. ooh that's spicy like a pepper.
"kk honey pie let's blast!" i said as i picked up our bags. we drove our turtle punchbuggy to our friends sarah and ashton's house.
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"ershton we are here!!" luke screamed from outside their house. ashton and sarah came sprinting out with their pet bird and iguana.
"what the fuck are they doing here?" i asked, like what kind of a camping trip is this there's a fucking bees nest in my turtle car and now some fuckin birds and iguanas??? wtf man.
they got in the car and we drive off to marleigh and clams house. i love clam chowder he's my favorite bassist.
"this camping trip is gonna be so fun!" sarah shouted.
"bitch what the fuck don't fucking scream in my ear you hoe i can hear you!!" i yelled at sarah.
"damn ok bitch." she said and ashton punched me in the face
"don't make me turn this turtle around kids!!" luke screamed. we all stopped.
we pulled up to amrleighs and clams house and said "come on" and they did.
2 hours l8r
we made it to our camping spot in the himalayas and we set up our tent on the sharpest part of the ricks. i sat in the tent because they told me to wait for my surpsirise.
all of a sudden all the bees came flying at me!
"like what ethe fuck!" i yelled swatting at luke's beefhive
"babe nuggets it's just a surprise don't you love it!"
"no lucas i'm highly allegra to beeas! are you stupid!"
