into the crazy

iii: tea?

A/N
Sorry I didn't post yesterday, I was shopping online because I'm cheap and lazy. Anyways, enjoy the story.
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Allison's POV
"To see to the Mad Hatter," I responded, walking into the deep forest until I had seen a house.
I had opened the gate, to see two people. The Mad Hatter, and someone else.
"A very merry Unbirthday to you, to me, to who, oh you! A very a merry unbirthday to me? For you, for me? Oh me!" They sung, as I clapped loudly, leaning against a fence.
"No, no, no! You simply cannot be here!"
"Why not?" I asked.
"Because it is very rude to enter something you weren't invited to!" The Mad Hatter's friend says.
"Very rude!" Mad Hatter says.
"Well, I did enjoy your singing--"
"You did?" The Mad Hatter says happily.
"Why yes, it was pleasant."
"But--what's an unbirthday?" I asked.
"You don't know what an unbirthday is??" They asked me as if I were crazy.
"No," I said.
"Well, it is every day other than your birthday," he says.
"Oh! So today is my unbirthday too!" I say.
"Splendid! A very merry unbirthday, to me, no her, not you, I know!" The sung.
"I was wondering if you could lead me to the exit?" I say.
"Why leaving so soon?"
"Because I want to get home!" I say.
"Yes, but why?"
"I just told you why!"
"Oh, why again?"
"Oh forget it I'm leaving!"
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A/N
I know this was like too short for even words, but I'm sorry I'm tired and busy. I have been stressing over a lot of things I shouldn't be stressing over. So sorry, and until next time! Vote, suggest, and comment nice things!
-atown