What color was the car you saw sir?" The school'-s campus officer asked.
"Uh...I don't know. Um...grey-ish i think."
"I dont need you to think. I need you to know."
"Honestly, I can't tell you what shade of grey, I just know it's grey."
"What do you mean grey?"
Jason then decides to shutup before the officer starts laughing at him as well as the other students around him.
He looks at his feet and shrugs. "I don't know."
"You don't know? How do you not know? You went as far as coming all the way to the front office about a hit and run on the Principal's car and now you don't know? For all we know you could've hit the car and hid the evidence of it."
"That's not even remotley possible. Everyone outside heard the crash. Him hiding the evidence would've taken him at least, 45 to 50 mins, but here you are not even 15 mins after the hit." A female voice states.
Everyone turns to look, parting like the sea of people in every Fast and Furious movie. Jason however was still looking at the ground.
"And who do you think you are?" The officer asks.
"I think...I am me and can do as I please. Now if you'll excuse me, I'd like to get him to the nurses office for his eye exam."
"And why should I believe you?"
"Because I'm the nurse's daughter and she sends me to round up the monkeys and put them in the barrel labeled 'Nurse's Office'." Davina says, reaching Jason and grabbing his arm.
No one says anything, so she turns and pulls him along back into the building.
"You can't take him! I'm not done getting his statement!"
"Look, Paul Blart. You know what? I can't even call you that because that would be an offense..." The cop looks relieved from almost being publically humilated about his weight. "To him. And you probably think I'm talking about your weight, which I'm not. I'm talking about how you think you are an amazing cop and that you are being loved by your position but..eh, you're not. He was however but that's not the point. Point is, is that he needs an eye exam and if you try to stop me again, I swear by rice pudding and cheesecake that you'll have a chocolate pie like the lady from The Help on your desk tomorrow. Now move." Davina states calmly and simply.
She grabs Jason's arm, strutting across the parking lot. When they reached the school doors, she looked back, nodded once then headed in.
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Hey guys. So new account and new story....hopefully i'll be up to date on the updates (pun!) Any way...um trying something new i guess. I'll edit later.
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