Life Stories w/ Wolfy: Rebooted

meaningless facts about me (long chapter)

I wanted to share these with you because I thought they'd be interesting to know.

Useless Information About Me:

•My real name is Ellie (nickname. Not about to tell my full name to the internet..), I am 15, and my birthday is May 14, 2002.
•I've met almost all of my friends through them talking to me, first, or through another friend.
•Quite often, I'm friends with a person for about a year, and then they move away. Sometimes, we still keep in contact, but that is rare.
•I prefer being friends with guys rather than girls, but in a general sense, I have more friends that are girls.
•I am an asocial introvert.
•I'm closer friends with dogs and electronic devices than I am with real people.
•I hate talking in person, but texting isn't an issue for me.
•I used to text like a spastic, but then I met Cybernant and he transformed me into a grammar nazi using the powers of black magic.
•I have such a dry sense of humor that people tend to think my sarcasm is me being serious.
•My friends rainymaine ,SeafarerAD and I are in a very close friendship. So close, in fact, we often joke about being in a polyamorous relationship (and it's almost a reality).
•I'm a Christian, but not super devout. I'm very accepting of pretty much anyone.
•I can hold a grudge longer than most people can over very petty things. I've still got a grudge against my dad for spilling water on me when I was 7.
•I cuss like a sailor outside of social media platforms (in most cases), mostly because I like to maintain a mostly professional appearance.
•I am quite narcissistic. Prewarning to anyone who wants to become friends with me.
•I listen to very emo music and my hair is cut in a pretty emo way, but I promise I am anything but emo.
•My favorite emoji is the laughing face (😂) and my favorite emoticon is the winky cat face (;3).
•I'm trying to learn Korean ( but I'm not very good at it!)
•My friends say I act a lot like Markiplier.
•I freaking /love/ space.
•I have three dogs (named Loki, Domino, and Gaia) and a lizard (named Ricky).
•I want two shiba inu dogs when I grow up.
•I prefer buying blank or plain t shirts, sweaters, and hoodies, but that's because I love painting my own designs onto them.
•I'm a huge hoodie fanatic.
•I play Mystic Messenger...
•I'm obsessed with yaoi ships, but I don't watch much anime.
•I don't care about my appearance, but I absolutely despise being on camera.
•I'm quite paranoid and anxious.
•I love chicken nuggets and doctor pepper.
•The only meat I like is poultry. Any other kind I dislike (yes, including bacon..)
•I'm a little tea-obsessed.
•I'm American, German, and a little Prussian.
•I really want to move to Ireland.
•I have a /huge/ passion for writing, but my motivation dissipates after a chapter, usually. I doubt my writing a lot and can never come up with good ideas.
•I have had people tell me I could possibly be either an alien from Mars or an AI on multiple occasions.
•I'm oddly obsessed with writing large, one-sentence long paragraphs, and simply breaking it by using way too many commas than I should.

And.. that's all I can think of to put here for now, but if you'd like to know anything else about me, go ahead and ask! I'm not afraid of answering any questions (unless I find them too personal).

~Admin "Trying to Get An Even Word Count" Wolfy (success!)