so for some reason i got a huge urge to write about two dumbasses at my school who fucking make me want to pull each hair out of my head one by one!
so the first story im going to tell is about a girl who i will call Nixie
*this isn't the girls real name because i don't want these bitches coming after me at school!*
so im just sitting at my usual table at lunch that i sat at EVERY DAY talking with my friends who I will call Jessie, Hallie, and Max. so for some reason this girl Nixie just starts sitting with us like everyday out of the blue. this isn't a big problem except that Max and her spend the whole lunch period arguing over the dumbest shit ever! so Jessie, Hallie, Max and I all are getting tired of Nixie being a utter bitch and poking her nose into people's business! so one day Nixie sits beside me and is just staring at my face and I look over and say "What?" and this dumbass bitch says "Do you wash your face? If you did you wouldn't have acne so bad!" of course I didn't know to wash my face thanks so much Nixie your a life savor, note the sarcasm!! ugh like i don't walk up to Nixie and say "Do you brush your hair? If you did your hair wouldn't look like a nappy shit storm!"
so this second story is so fucking mind boggling! so the girl in this story ill call Jaysee.
so in P.E we had to do basketball drills so my team which consisted of Hallie,Annie,Jaysee,Jean, and me were in line to run the drill. so i am the last person to go and when i get back Jaysee says and i kid you not "Do you know your boobs bounce when you run?" LIKE ARE YOU FUCKING INSANE!!!! like i would have to be blind not to know that and it's none of your goddamn business! so i don't know how to reply to this because it's so fucking insane to ask someone this and then this bitch makes her other question seem intelligent compared to what shit spews from her face when she says "Are you wearing a bra?" no Jaysee i am not wearing a bra and also i don't have nipples! like if i didn't wear a bra i would get sent home because my boobs are big. so i begin to laugh because i can't seem to fucking wrap my mind around her dumbass questions and she walks over to her bitch ass friends and they begin to point and laugh at me.
So that's all for the dumbass bitches at my school pissing me off until another bitch try's to cross me
YOU ARE READING
i have no friends
Randomso basically this is my way of making friends because im an introverted 14 year old who beyond the odds is also homeschooled:-)