One cold night Zayn Malik from One Direction is taking a walk to the store to get some balloons for the release party of Beyonce's album "B-Day!". When he leaves the store the balloons flew away. You drive by seeing the balloons fly away. You can't beleive your eyes. "Ih dat who my eyes be sayin it is?" You ask yourself so shocked that you can barley talk properly then you say "My eyes is trippin!" You stop your car grab your monicle out of your glove compartment and look at him. You step out of your car monicle in hand. You walk up to him and together you watch the balloons fly off into the nightsky. You turn to him and ask "Were those yours? Is it somebody's birthday?" He looks at you and says "No they were for Beyonce" "Oh you know Beyonce?" You ask him. "No it was just a party. I had ONE SIMPLE JOB!" He says upset! "Whoa whoa whoa now! Don't get so upset. It'll be okay it was accident" You say. Then he replies "Ya know what. I didn't want to go to the party anyways". You then ask "Why not?". "Well it just doesn't make sence to have a party for an old album" he says. "By the way the guys are going to meet me here to take the party. I better leave bef-"he gets cut off by Niall driving the tour bus at accelerating speed. The tour bus almost runs over you but you jumped back losing your balance falling on your hand resulting in a sprained knuckle. Niall speeds away with all the other waving from outside the windows. "Do you I need to stop drinking and take you to the hospital" He asks.
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