MAAMEE AFREE GOES TO LONDON:
" Oya, Tolu! Pound the yam PROPELY! If I see lumps in my yam I will pound your face into egusi soup, noooonsense!" My mum screamed at me from her village hut. I was sitting outside in my wrapper, pounding the yam until it was smooth. My mum is soo annoying but here in the village, you cannot say no. After I was done I had to collect wood for the cooking before my father came home with my brothers from cutting crops. I put on my slippers and got the basket and put it on my head. I strolled to the woods and saw the guy I'm inlove with, BabaTunde. "Oh hey, Baba. So What are you doing here with wood?" It was a stupid question but I had to try and make conversation." Aah,ah! What else would I be doing. Tolulope, You can be such a idiot at times" And he continued cutting wood. I watched his dark muscles rip as he lunged his cutlass back and forth in a sexy motion. I may be a village girl but I know eye candy when I see it and this girl was smoking hot mayne! I would of let him pop my bannana ( here in my village it's no popping of cherries but of bannanas) and we can get married and have 20 children. Seriously, we will have 20 children, no doubt about it. I collected my firewood and returned home just before my father and brothers. I was cooking pounded yam and stew when they finally arrived with dead rabbit. I kneeled down infront of daddy and my brothers. "Oya, Tolulope, Me and your brothers have done some hard work so I want our food now or else I will beat you with my cane." "yes daddy." After he left I cursed them under my breath because if they heard, my life is surely over. I served them his food and watched them pick it up with their grubby hands and stuffing it in they're mouths like ducks. kmtt. I hate my family and I hate my life but soon all will be well as I applied to exchange schools with another lucky pupil. Let me introduce myself. My full name is Tolulope, Ngozi, Foluke, Ife, Omolatigayrao. I am a Nigerian and I am 15 years old. I have breasts and bum but my mother never lets me show my assests of as she doesn't want men to have cucumber. In my village we call cucumber, erections because we don't want to seem dirty in the village. Everyone as codenames for many things, like my friend Jimbade, his dad calls breasts, camels and penis' cutlass. Anyways, I wouldn't say I'm the beautifulest girl in the village but I'm what English call a looker. I honestly don't know what the English are looking at but oh well. My village is called Gbahderta village and is the most advacned village in the South of Nigeria. Gbahderta is pimpin ehh!! Dey see me rockin, dey hartin, parolling, dey tryna catch me driving dirty! Well I think thats how the song goes.
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