BUNGOU Stray Dogs Oneshots!

DAZUSHI- Fond of Me?

"Huh, that's weird.."

Nakajima Atsushi. Now considered an amateur detective instead of a rookie because of his shown efforts over the past few months of him working for the Armed Detective Agency.

And thus, waking up early in the morning and going to work is one of his daily routines. But a question lingers in his mind as he looked around the room wherein his officemates usually work or hang out.

"Jeez. Where is everybody?" He sighs as he knew what to do in instances like these. Remembering what one of his senpai's would say to him,

"Brat, if majority of us are gone that means we're dealing with very important businesses. Go over to my desk and you might find something useful and worth using your time."

"Oh yeah. Kunikida-san's laptop." He murmured as he walked over to his desk having no surprise of the organized papers and folders around it.

But before checking the laptop, he reluctantly looked at a distance of his other co-worker's desks, wishing they're in an O.K situation.

..Especially his current mentor, Dazai Osamu.

Shaking his head to focus what's important at hand he then scanned through the sticky notes with tasks listed for him.

"Open the A4 folder to arrange the files by date and deliver it to sector P3 of the computer's memory." ...

"Ha??"

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"Man talking to the government is a pain." The brunette complained as he tries to stretch his arms for emphasis.

"Dazai, keep that up and there's no doubt you'd end up in serious trouble. If not that, jail. If not that, your long awaited grave." The blonde snapped, slightly tightening his grip on the wheel trying to focus on the road instead of being tempted to punch his ridiculous partner.

"Oh! So what you're trying to say is that I SHOULD keep it up so someone will finally kill me?!" He replies happily with sparkles in his eyes.

"Yes." The driver replied bluntly though is obviously irritated as he gripped harder.

And with that, Dazai turned to squeeze him into a suffocating hug.

"KUNIKIDA~! You're such a good friend I'm so happy to be your partner!!"

"STOP IT YOU IDIOT I'M DRIVING!" He screams as he slams his foot on the break pad, shoving him away on the window pane of the car.

"And," he continues as he arranges his glasses, "I've noticed you've become a little bit clingy than usual."

"Hm? What do you mean?"

Kunikida flips his notebook and reads, "Well for starters, you've flirted with at least three ladies in the elevator as we were trying to meet upstairs with the government, as well with going down. You even became one less level of savage towards your old partner, Chuuya."

The brunette shrugged. "You and the president told me to be more formal and calm."

His partner closed his notebook as he faced the suicidal maniac seriously.

"I've dropped you here back in the Agency Headquarters not because you're annoying, even if that's one of the reasons. Atsushi is waiting for you there. I expect you to be on your best behavior as both of you will be alone for a while."

Dazai blinked at this. "I know that. But, my friend." He winks.

"I don't make promises."

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