I was walking down the street, yanno. And yanno I was vaping bro. Yanno. I walked into the cafe by my apartment and then all of a sudden I saw him. It was Ben. Ben. Ben. Ben. Ben is in a band. Idk what it's called but they're shit and he's the singer so yanno, that makes them worse. I walked up to him and slapped him right in the face and then he snatched my vape out of my hands and then I started crying.
"Ben!! Why would you do that?!"
"Because you slapped me ya cunt," he said in a gross British accent.
"gOd, why are you such a dick, that was just me saying 'hey bitch,' you didn't have to take my fucking vape like that bro," I said with tears still in my eyes.
He gave me my vape back and I smiled at him, blew him a kiss and walked away. I started walking back to my apartment when I heard Ben yelling at me and running up to me. I got scared, so I ran. Because that's what you do when a crazy man starts chasing after you. Yanno.
I made it to my apartment and slammed the door and locked it. I started doing vape tricks, like blowing O's out of my nose because that's what the cool kidz do, yanno. Once it got dark I turned my one singular lamp on and heard a knock on the door. I walked up to the door and opened it only to reveal the prick himself, Benneth.
"Oi, ya cunt," he said to me.
"You're stalking me now?!?"
"No, you invited me here yesterday, don't you remember?"
"Oh shit yeah, come on in buddy," I said closing the door behind us.
"Don't forget that The Story (haha) is playing tonight," he reminded me.
"Shit you're right, I'll be right back."
I left him by the door and walked to my room and changed into my black shorts and a dark blue tank top bodysuit with white vans (my sim wears this lmao) and put all of my vape shit into my fanny pack and put it around my waist. I put my hair up in a ponytail and walked out of my room and picked my phone off of my cat and walked up to Ben and kissed him then walked out of my apartment. Ben walked out and was hella shocked and I closed the door and locked it and put my keys and phone in my fanny pack and walked with Ben to my car.
"Bro why'd you kiss me," he looked at me with those weird ass wide eyes.
"You know I took french in high school, god," I rolled my eyes at him.
We hopped into my frickin heckin white Honda Civic and drove hella fast to the venue.
While tssf (in da bay) was playing Things I Can't Change Ben and I went on stage with a bunch of fans. I started grinding on Parker because that was my favorite song and I took the chance. He loves me anyway. We're in love. I looked over and saw Ben drop kick himself off the stage and Parker was all like "dude what the fuck, that's my job man." I patted his head and jumped over to Ben and he grabbed my hand and we started running out of the venue and we got into my car again but this time Ben was driving. We ended up taking a short drive from Seattle to Tokyo Disneyland. The first thing we do when we get there is find 49 bowls of hot chocolate made of almonds and I vape hella bro. Ben just carries all of the bowls and eats them all in 29 seconds flat, it was hella wild my guy. I look at him and blow O's out of my nose and he's fascinated. I hand him my vape and he hits it but then gets a bloody nose so I take it back and tell him that we should go home. He drives my car back to Seattle and we go back into the venue for tssf and see their last few songs. Parker calls me up on stage and then he drop kicks me off the stage and I flew hella far but Ben grabbed my arm as i was in midair and pulled me down into the ground.
After the show we go back to my house and Ben writes 10 albums and I snort some coco powder and get more bowls of hot chocolate almond shit for Ben. He eats it all and then he goes home and I go to bed. Yanno.
The End.
