"Breaking News"
Mysterious man walks out of gas station in central Texas, holding what looks to be a journal with a black X on the front. 12th state within 12 days. Watch out.
Rumor has it that the "X" is a "gang" sign. Only idiots believe that rumor. Everyone else believes that aliens came down and over took his body... his body and every detail of his life, being in that book.
HA! Kidding.
Everyone else, well... they have NO idea.
This man has been spotted in 12 different states. Every state he goes to... he buys an extra pen to mark a new layer of "X" on the front of his journal.
He also seems to not have a license plate... Honestly, I don't know how he gets away with it.
At least I don't live anywhere near Central Texas.
