Owl 1: I just delivered some fudge! The boy looked so happy when I dropped it off!
Owl 2: I just delivered news to my owner that her little brother just displayed his first sign of accidental magic!
Hedwig: Oh that's nice! I delivered a secret message to an innocent escaped prisoner who was disguised as a dog that detailed plans for destroying the most evil wizard this world has ever known.
Owl 1: ........
Owl 2: ........
Hedwig: hoot hoot bitches!
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More About Harry Potter
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