(Your Full Name): who do I take to the dance wTFFFSF HELP
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Bebe Stevens commented: don't act CLUELESS BIH!!!!!
[Wendy Testaburger, Heidi Turner and 5 others liked this]
Stan Marsh commented: Isn't the choice obvious..?
Kenny McCormick commented: u r such a fuckin cockblock stan.
Stan Marsh commented: I totally meant take Kenny ahem!
Wendy Testaburger commented: k
Stan Marsh commented: I WAS KIDDING god damn it.
(Y/N) commented: At this point, I'm taking you Wendy.
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Clyde Donovan: Party at my house after, obviously
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Eric Cartman commented: u got snacks?
Clyde Donovan commented: Bring them yourself fatso.
Eric Cartman commented: NOBODY WANTS TO GO TO YOUR PARTY ANYWAY
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Eric Cartman: PARTY AT CO 80300 FRIDAY NIGHT BRING FOOD AND BOOZE
[Kyle Broflovski, Kenny McCormick and 70 others liked this]
(Y/N) commented: wtf
Kenny McCormick commented: LETS GOOOOO
Clyde Donovan commented: ???
(Y/N) commented: THATS MY FUCKING HOUSE
(Y/N) commented: GO TO CLYDES
Clyde Donovan commented: save me the clean up then
Eric Cartman commented: you're not invited asshole Clyde
(Y/N) commented: ITS MY FUCKING HOUSE
Stan Marsh commented: and that's why we love you, (Y/N)
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PRIVATE MESSAGE FROM WENDY TESTABURGER:
Wendy: Sooo, tmr. At lunch.
(Y/N): Wendy this feels so ridiculous. What if he says no?
Wendy: Yeah, Kenny is gonna say no. TO YOU.
(Y/N): So i just ask? no corny shtick?
Wendy: feel free to flash or do some backflips. don't think he really cares.
(Y/N): ok. tmr. NO FILMING!
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Eric Cartman posted 1 video tagged you and Kenny McCormick
Caption: Might as well get pegged by her giant dildo
[Kyle Broflovski, Kenny McCormick and 25 others liked this]
(Y/N) commented: DELETEEEEE IT FAT
Stan Marsh commented: Wendy's voice in the background LOLLLL
Wendy Testaburger commented: NOT FUNNY!
Kenny McCormick commented: I wish a bitch would
(Y/N) commented: what did i tell you about that word
Kenny McCormick commented: It's misoginistic and I shouldn't use it because it reasserts popular culture's subliminal patriarchal messages
(Y/N) commented: good boy
Eric Cartman commented: bro the strap on is 5XXXL
Clyde Donovan commented: like you. ehehehe
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PRIVATE MESSAGE FROM ɞ❉GIRLSʚ˚̣̣̣͙ɞ‿
Bebe: Ok so. dresses
Wendy: I'm thinking nautical themed.
(Y/N): Like Keira Knightley in Pirates of the Caribbean?
Nichole: Let's do monochrome?
Bebe: boringggg
Heidi: OK! i'm thinking we just all wear diff colours. so none clash
(Y/N): i call orange. Kenny's probably wearing that damn thing to the dance.
Wendy: heads up. he's borrowing a suit from stan :)
Bebe: AWWWWWWWW
Nichole: OKAY. discuss in class tomorrow.
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