Lesson in Sarcasm

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E: It was sarcasm. You do know what sarcasm is, don't you?

S: No, maybe you could give me an example.

E: You're the best person in the world!!!

S: You're wonderful with flattery.

E: Your jokes are hilarious.

S: I don't miss you at all.

E: I hate you.

S: I wish you lived further away.

E: I never want to see you again.

S: I'm not looking forward to seeing you in July.

E: I can't wait for you to move further away.

S: You're not funny at all.

E: I don't wish you were here right now.

S: I don't wish you were here. At all.

E: I don't wish I was sitting next to you.

S: There's absolutely no room here. None.

E: I don't wish we were alone.

S: I don't wish we were in a dark room.

E: Where no one could walk in on us.

S: Where no one could hear us.

E: Where the door locked from the inside.

S: No one would miss us for a while.

E: No limits.

S: No worries about anything.

---Incoming Call from E---

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⏰ Last updated: Jun 24, 2017 ⏰

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