*Ashton, Luke, Harry, Edward, Niall, William, and Louis are sitting at a table in a strip club*
S-STOP. Mari's gonna kill m- *looks at a girl's butt*- Lou
Shut up, Toml- *looks at her butt too*- Ed
*stares at the girl*- all except for Luke
Guys.. That's my sister.. *covers their eyes and winks at the girl*- Luke
*smiles and kisses his cheek*- Girl
*puts my hands away and laughs* YOLO.-Luke
So.. Guys let's start with our girlfriends..?-Will
Your boring. *yawns*- Ash
WEEEEEEEEEEEEELL...- Haz
What baby? What?- Ni
I love you, my beautiful boyfriend. *laughs and huggles Niall*- H
I love you more, handsome. *winks*- Ni
Ewwwww. Now I think Will's idea is good but let's talk about them sexually. You know what I mean?- Ed
*smirks and chuckles*- the rest
YEA BUDDY. How's Peppito?- H
He's good. How's Pablo?- Ed
.-. No one asked how Dick was!!- Ni
Well.. I was going to- -Ash
You scare me, Ashton e.o -Luke
You gotta love the AshMasta.-Ash
Shut up. Now let me start- let's just say their names so everyone knows!
My girl's name is Lovely Lauryn.- Will
Marvellous Meri.- Lou
Cute Caylen.- Haz
Kind Kristina.- Ni
Joyful Jade.- Edweed
Sexy Stephanie.- Ash
That's just sick. Your dating my sister?- Haz
And..?- Ash
Never mind.- H
Simmer down, simmer down.
My turn
Pretty Paxton.- Penguin Boy (Luke)
See. We. Told. You. We. Loved. You
We. Don't. Give. A. Fuck. About. That.
Girl. Ha. She. Can. Suck. My. Wait. A.
Hobo's. Dick.- all
