I'm a Sexay Gay and I Know It

Day 1

Last Night, 2 a.m.

~Sunny's POV~

"Sunny! This is no time for sleeping. Get your ass up or it will be on the morning breakfast menu.", was the first thing I heard, while gaining back my conscience. No I was not drunk, in case you thought that. I was just drinking this delicious cold beverage. Actually, I don't know what the hell I was drinking; it could have been poison. Luckily, it wasn't. Johnny was gripping me by the shoulders, shaking me, and screaming,

"Get a hold of yourself man." Then he slapped me. Okey, now I'm up because who wouldn't get up after having a burning pain in your cheek.

My sight comes back to me and I realize that I'm at work, but then it starts to blur up again, fuck my life. God, I feel like puking, I run to the restrooms, but I seem to have a problemo. A big problemo and that is... I can't run at all and, to add to all the bullshit, I can't even concentrate on how to walk. Hmm. Wow, it just hit me; maybe I AM drunk. I puke right there and then all over Johnny's Bring Me The Horizon T-shirt. Yup, I'm dead.

A moment of peace passes between us before my time of death. He looks at his shirt and then at me."You now what Sunny? Just hurry your ass up and get in the car before I murder you; ninja style." In my head I'm just thinking, ooooh, ninja style I wonder what that looks like. Besides, I bet my boxers that it was all Dumbass Johnny's fault; he's probably the one who spiked my Dr. Pepper. Now I don't remember anything. I stop thinking and I hurry, does what he says, and just head towards the parking lot with him by my side. We jump into a black BMW and start to drive off.

I open the fuckin' window and let the breeze blow into the car. I look over at Johnny and I do have to admit that he looks fuckin' sexay with my vomit all over his shirt, the wind blowing through his hair, and that sexy I'm-Not-In-The-Mood face. I would totally kiss that sexay pile of shit. Oh and did I forget to say that his face looked beautiful in the moonlight. I'm just waiting for the glitter to appear; you know, like in that Twilight movie. Yes, I know I watched it and I thought it was pretty much STU--PID. The fuckin' vampires jumped on the trees like firetrucking spider monkeys. I'm confused was it a vamp romance or a spider monkey comedy type of movie.

 The smell of vomit hits me and now I feel like vomiting again.

"Hahaha, at least the smell of your own puke wiped that stupid face you were making at me. What were you thinking of anyway?"

Should I tell him? I've decided wisely on my words, "I was thinking of how drop dead gorgeous you are and I would just love to ask if you would lurve to make out?" Yup, those were wise words from me; Wisdom Man.

For a moment it is quite and then he parks to the side of the empty lane, in what seems to be the middle of nowhere. Oh, so this is what the middle of nowhere looks like, I can't believe it, it really does look like what it sounds like. I smirk.

I hear the seatbelt unbuckle next to me and the door shut. Where the hellz did he go? I get out and look over the top of the car. Nope, there seems to be no sexay shrubs of hair. Wait, what is that it looks like smoke. It is. I start to freak out and remember what my teachers told me to do. Stop, drop, and roll, but they forgot the part about screaming like a fudging maniac; so, I just add it in myself. Johnny comes around the side of the car's hood.

"What the fuck are you doing man? Your only supposed to stop, drop, and roll when your on fire. I see no fire."

I get to my feet and dust myself off, "But I saw smoke and..." I, suddenly, recognize a scent. I look down, and there lying in his hand is a cigarette. "Ohh, I see.", this proves that I am a dumbass; that, or the effect of getting drunk hasn't gone away completely.

FML. Johnny looks at me and waves me over to him. Yes, master you can use me anyway you want. I walk over to him and we lie down on the hood of the car just looking up and admiring the stars. I don't understand the point of looking at them when I could look at Johnny's beautiful face.

Slowly, slowly, my head does not seem to be paying attention to me; I told it, specifically, to turn slooowwwwllyyy. Oh my Holly Mother Of Unicorns; Johnny beat me to it. He's just staring at me.

"Sunny, what in God's name am I going to do with you?", he doesn't sound pissed; it's more like he is worried about me.

"I DK. You can kill me now if you want. I've always wondered how long the stairway to heaven is and how long it might take me to climb up it; but, knowing me, I'll, probably, just take the elevator though. I don't know."

"Sunny..." I stop with my jibber jabber and listen to him."...why did you tell me to kiss you?"

Isn't it obvious; I adore him, but all I say is, "I love waffles..." then black out. My last thought was, Jesus, I screwed up.

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YouTube Video: IT NEVER ENDS by Bring Me The Horizon