Heather Duke- Martha Dumptruck took a belly flop off the Old Mill Bridge last night holding a suicide note
Veronica-Oh my god! Is she dead?!
Heather Duke- Just some broken bones. Just another geek trying to imitate the popular people and failing miserably
Heather Chandler's Ghost- Good job heather! You are truly one of us now!
Veronica- Do you see what you made her do?!
Heather Chandlers Ghost- What have I done?
*Veronica walks over to Martha*
Veronica- Martha I'm so sorry
Heather Chandlers Ghost- You've earned that red scrunchie
Veronica- Ugh I'm so pissed off at you! I'm done with your little games
Veronicas Dad- Where have you been!?
Veronicas Mom- We've been worried sick! your friend JD stopped by. He told us everything
Veronica- Everything?
Veronicas Dad- Your depression? Your thoughts of suicide?
Veronicas Mom- He even showed us your copy of Moby Dick
Heather Chandlers Ghost- he's got your handwriting don't cold
Veronicas Mom- Please, honey, talk to us
Veronica- No, you wouldn't understand
Veronicas Mom- Try me! I've experienced everything your going through right now! Your problems seem like life and death but I promise you they are not!
Veronica- You don't know what my world looks like!
Heather Chandlers Ghost- Looks like someone is running on fumes now and is throwing a fit! Watch out because someone is coming
J.D.-Sorry to come in through the window, I know dreadful edi-
Veronica- Get out of my house!

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Randombloop, ive been obsessed with heathers latly so might as well do something related to heathers! so basically this is just the song "yo girl" put into word form