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Things You Really Don't Need To Know About Me

This is to replace 'Crayons' as my rant/things-that-are-on-my-mind book.

So, first order of business.

Hi, my name is Frankie and I am opinionated. I enjoy taking long walks to the fridge and I don't like it when people have their jeans at their knees.

My friend, @TheFallingStars, did this challenge-type thing a little while ago and I thought I'd make it this first part of this book, mainly because you should probably know me a bit before I start to throw my opinions into your face. That way, if you hate my opinions, you don't have to hate me (or not, you might not like me or whatever [this is me completely ignoring the fact that you have to actually get to know me and who I am as a person before you pass judgement, something that cannot happen unless you know me in real life or if I talk to you quite frequently. If you know me and decide you don't like me, that's okay.])

1) Name: The name's Bond, James Bond.

2) Birthday: Something that comes around every year to make me older.

3) Height: Round 5'8"? Possibly? I've no idea.

4) Eye color: I have had multiple arguments with @If_the_shoe_fits and @i_luv_doctor_who about this. I have hazel eyes, BUT they're really green (as in, actual green, not eye color green), so I reckon I have green eyes. They don't agree.

5) A random fact about you: I don't want to ever grow up. Oh - and my giraffe is exploding.

6) Favorite band? All Time Low. Or McFly. Or 5SOS. Or MCR. Or The Roches. Or Green Day. Or Panic! At The Disco. Or Simon and Garfunkel. Or Fall Out Boy. Or Moxy Früvous. Or They Might Be Giants. Or - I CAN'T CHOOSE OK. (All Time Low, though. Relly, it is.)

7) Favorite Song? This question makes my brain hurt. HOW COULD YOU ASK THIS QUESTION? Seriously. Do you have a heart?

Because I can't answer this question without murdering my sanity and questioning my morals, I'll just tell you that I have a combination of Chocolate and I Love You 5 stuck in my head.

8) Favorite food? Is food in general an acceptable answer? 'Cause if not, it'd probably be Watermelon.

9) Favorite season? Spring.

11) Favorite movie? Alice's Adventures in Wonderland (the newer version, not the older Disney version [although I do love the older Disney one {and every other Disney movie}])

12) Anything you need to work on? My books... I have like 7 books that I've started to write and just not finished. Oops... MOTIVATION!

13) Who ended your last relationship? Me. Seriously, I loved the cookie dough and all, but it just looked way too tasty. I had to eat it.

14) Are you friends with your ex? I guess so? I mean, the cookie dough's in my stomach, so...

15) Do you prefer someone shorter or taller? Taller, typically.

16) Dark hair or light hair? Dark hair.

17) Smart or attractive? I don't get this question. Does it mean that if he's an attractive male that he can't have an average wit or that if he's smart he can't be attractive? Since I don't understand it, I'm just gonna go with the requirement that he has to be male...

18) Is creativity attractive? HAIL YES.

19) Do you care how much money they have? No. I don't really care (I do, in fact, plan on getting a job, so...), but I wouldn't say no to some moola :P

20) Last text you sent: Ahh. I'm so scared.

21) Last text you received: I am coming to abduct you now.

(She wasn't actually abducting me. @i_luv_doctor_who was just coming to pick me up. Promise.)

22) Last thing you ate? Banana Bread

23) Last thing you drank? Water

24) Last song you listened to? The All Time Low version of Umbrella by Rihanna (sp? I don't know.)

25) Last book you read? The Maze Runner by James Dashner

26) Do you play any instruments? Clarinet, Piano, Saxophone, and Kazoo (not really, I just think kazoos are awesome)

27) Random childhood memory? When I was about four I got a new pair of sneakers and I thought they gave me magical powers so I used to race my brother (who is older than me, and, at the time, was a rower. Rowers = really fit and a lot faster than four-year-olds) up and down the street. He won.

28) What's your favorite color to wear? I don't have an answer for this. Blue? White? I don't know, I don't really pay attention.