Luna and Voldemort

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Luna: Hello Tom.

Voldemort: Who are you Luna girl? How do you know my name? How dare you speak it? I WILL DESTROY YOU, FOR I HAVE THE ELDER WAND!

Luna: I'm Luna Lovegood, and I'm in Ravenclaw. Oh, your profile picture just looks like a Tom. Also I think you have some marbles in your head.

Voldemort: How DARE you insult the Dark Lord!

Luna: Auto-correct, it's a funny technique. I meant Nargles, I see some in your profile picture.

Voldemort: Nargles?

Luna Has Logged Off

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