Joshler fight with Brendon and gerard

They shall fight (oh no)

*Tyler calls josh*
Josh: hello?
Tyler: Jish, come over, I'm home alone.
Josh: can't right now, having dinner with that woman who birthed me.
Tyler: who bill?
Josh: is he a woman?
Tyler: no
Josh: exactly
Tyler: I have your cat here with me
Josh: how did you get my cat?
Tyler: stole him when I came to visit yesterday
Josh: I'll be over to pick him up
*josh hangs up*

Knock knock

"ITS SQUISHY JISHY." Tyler yells and runs to open the door revealing orange headed Josh.

"Come inside you orange." Tyler says but Josh just nods his head no.

"No need for that sir Tyler, i just need my cat and I'm going back to eat sushi." He says and Tyler gasps.

"Your going to cook your cat aren't you?" He raises an eyebrow and Josh pokes him on the chest,

"NO I am not!" He says angrily and Tyler pokes him back, but harder.

"Don't poke me JISHWA." He crossed his  arms and Josh pokes him HARDEEERR.

"OW!" He rubs the spot and punches Josh in the chest.

"Agh mah boobs!" He groans in pain and kicks Tyler in the nutsack.

"OOOO!" He moans from pleasure and Josh looks at him confusingly.

"Felt good daddy JISHY how about you do it again?!" He says licking his lips.

"I seriously kicked you my hardest and how does it not hurt?" He asks.

"Because your foot feels like a pillow." He smirks.

"EW." Josh says and slaps him in the face.

"Ouch!" Tyler yelps and pulls Josh's orange hair, ripping it off.

Josh GASPS in surprise. "MY HAAAAIIRS!" he screams, feeling the baldness now.

"guuurrl i TOLD YOU not to keep bleaching dem hairs!" Tyler yells and Josh comes ramming into Tyler.

"GET OFF ME YOU HOE!" Tyler screams and Josh is straddling Tyler slapping Tyler all over the face now as he lays on the floor.

"Hold on hold on!" Tyler stops Josh and pulls his phone out of his pockets.

"I'll text dat boy Brendon to come help." He says and Josh nods.

"Okay I'll call that vampire Gerard to come help." Josh says and starts texting on his own phone.

"Well brendons a wolf, he's like Jakob." Tyler brags and Josh scoffs.

"Gerard is like Edwards brother!" He brags back and Tyler throws his phone on the side and throws Josh underneath him and begins slapping.

DING DONG

The bells rings 15 minutes later and Tyler and Josh stop from their slapping, faces red and stinging.

"Someone call me?" Brendon asks once Tyler opens the door.

"And me?" Gerard jumps in from behind Brendon.

"We need help fighting because it's getting intense." Tyler says and Brendon nods, before jumping at Josh and punching his stomach.

"Do we fight?" Gerard asks Tyler and Tyler jus nods before pulling Gerard into the house and slapping his face.

As the fight was going on, a boy named Mikey way was walking past the house just walking his puppy.

He heard the groans and slapping sounds and screams of 'ouch!' From the house and shook his head.

"Some people need to keep the dirty dOWN" He sighed and kept walking.

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This is like my first story posting on here so it prolly sucks but whatever. Just read it cause Disco queens in here and some smøl bean and a spøøky Jim and a vampire, bye :)