If you hate word repetition, pleonasms, awesome (or stupid) puns and simply put, all things the opposite of sensible, you've come to the exactly wrong place. Go find another story to read. Seriously, stop, before you track me down and stab me with a fountain pen. Tales of utter nonsense await you.
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