Who Am I? k.th + j.jk (vkook)

Intro

"Breaking News: The Prince is currently on his way to visit, neighbouring Kingdom, The Min's. Right now, our reporters have spotted him south of..."

"Boring." Taehyung mumbled as he changed the radio station. He sighed as he rested his head on his hand, trying to find something that will at least entertain him. He stopped at his favourite station.

"Prince Jeon Jungkook is on his way to the Min's. This is one of the rare times the prince travels- "

"You seriously took over this station too?!" Taehyung exclaimed. He huffed back on his seat. "Asshole."

Although the young man knew this was not Prince Jungseok's- Jungmin's, or was it Jungsin's? (Taehyung shrugged) fault he still couldn't help but blame the guy. With that, Taehyung turned the radio off and went back to sulking.

Right at that moment though, god must have heard his calls because someone entered the front door of their house.

"Hey Mochi." Taehyung greeted with a mocking smile. He laughed when he dodged the pillow that was thrown at his face.

"I am never letting you choose what color to dye my hair again you dick." Jimin huffed before sitting next to his best friend. Taehyung continued to laugh at his pink friend and roommate before saying, "So how was work Minnie?"

"A bitch." Jimin immediately answered. He frowned at the memory of being scolded by his boss for breaking his third dish. "I hate working as a dishwasher. They don't even pay good!" Jimin exclaimed before throwing himself back in his seat.

"You think working in that convenience store for night shift is any better? I swear those crazy drunkies better not even think about getting close to me." Taehyung shivered. Living low class is terrible for the two young men. They were lucky they even got hired at their current jobs despite their status. So no matter how much they hate it, they could not afford to quit their jobs.

"Oh by the way. Have you heard about the prince? My friend Hoseok told me about him- "

"Oh my god not you too!" Taehyung over dramatically groaned. "I am done hearing about this whatever rich ass stupid Prince! It's only been an hour and he's taken over everything I like!"

"Oh so what you're saying Tae, is that you like me?" Jimin mocked, moving his eyebrows. Taehyung cursed and threw back the pillow to his friend.

"Well anyways, this so called rich ass prince, wait- do you even know how he looks like?" Jimin paused, wondering how his usually kind friend can judge someone so fast.

"Well I've never seen him physically- "

"Oh my god Tae! You're missing out! He is so hot! I was watching from the TV our restaurant has and since he's the Prince you know he's been on all day- "

"Okay so what you're saying is that he looks like a typical hot cliche prince from those movies who is most likely a spoiled rich ass kid." Taehyung commented, unimpressed. Jimin stayed quiet. Taehyung raised his eyebrows, challenging the other.