unknown calling...
"who tf are you? why'd you keep calling me?"
"im not supposed to tell you this but im your guardian"
"guardian? okay if you're just pranking me better just fuck off and shut it. you're bothering me ffs"
"im not pranking you. if you want, ill prove it. ask me anything and i probs know the answer"
"lol fine. where's my birthmark?"
she's probs thinking that i don't know the answer tsk tsk..
"but if i tell you the answer you're probs gonna freak out and call me stalker and some shit"
"tru but just tell me the answer jfc"
"fine. it's on your upper arm"
she didn't even think twice when she ended the call...
