Ever After Pony: Way Too Wonderland

1. Card Tricks

*that morning in the Castleteria the students of Ever After High are eating peacefully*

Female narrator: *calm* Why, look. It's breakfast at Ever After High, that important time where students fuel up to face the day.

Chrysalis- *calm* As usual, Blondie Lockes and Photo Finish are enjoying bowls of porridge that's just right.

*Blondie, Photo, Rarity, and Briar are eating at the charging station*

Male narrator: *calm* Humphrey Dumpty's eating an omelette.

Discord- *confused* Wait, is that weird?

Female narrator: *calm* Don't worry - vegan-soy souffle omelette.

Chrysalis- *calm* Hardly weird.

*the Billy Goats take most of Humphrey's breakfast so Micro shares his*

Brooke Page: *upset* W-w-weird? You know what's weird? Weird is starting this story here! *excited* What about Wonderland? And the bandersnatch at—

Fluffle-*excited* And the mome raths at the—

*the pages turn as Brooke and Fluffle reveal different aspects of Wonderland*

*the page stops at the White Knights*

Male narrator: *stern*Brooke! Fluffle! You know better than that! No spoilers!

Female narrator: *stern* To be a narrator, you need to understand: we always begin at the beginning.

Discord- They're right kids...

Brooke Page: *unenthusiastic* But—alright. It's breakfast time. Nom-nom-nom.

Fluffle- *perks up* Hey, look! It's Apple White and Sunset Shimmer!

Apple White: [From the balcony, she clears her throat.] Hexcuse me! [Noticing that no one listened, she inhales and lets out a loud whistle.]

Tiny: My ears! [He drops his pancakes in surprise on the goats]

Sunset: [Whistles again.]

Daring Charming/Blueblood: [Dexter and Flash are startled by this and flings their cereal in their hair.] My hair!

*they get everyone's attention*

Apple White: *smiles* Excuse me, as editors of The Griffin, our beloved school paper, I am pleased to announce that we will be doing a special feature.

Sunset- *smiles* And the theme is a time of wonder. It will feature stories about Wonderland and all the students from Wonderland who are here now.

*Kitty, Adagio, Duchess, and Diamond are sitting at a table smiling*

*Darling and Star look up from their books and smiles*

*Alistair, Aria, Maddie, Pinkie, Bunny and Sonata are at a table smiling*

Faybelle Thorn:    *by their table with pom poms* I think Apple's and Sunset's idea is awesome!

Starlight- *in human form* Me too *smiles*

Apple White: *smiles at them* Thanks, Faybelle and Starlight. *confused* Wait, you-you do?

Sunset- *arches eyebrow skeptically* Really?

Faybelle Thorn:    Sure! [She flits up to the balcony with Starlight.] 'Cause it'll give you guys a chance to rehash how these Blunderland brats got stuck here in the first place, thanks to Raven's mom, the Evil Queen! [She takes out her MirrorPad and starts playing the audio of the Evil Queen's cackle, scaring everyone in the cafeteria.]