If (Y/N) was surprised by her husband's sudden return home, she didn't show it right away. Clearly she thought he came for his forgotten lunch, until she saw the way he was gripping his gun.
"Huh?" she asked, staring at America with confusion. America on the other hand forced himself to calm down.
"(Y/N)," he began, "I know it's a little early, but can I have one of your strongest bath bombs right now?"
"Eh?!" (Y/N) was now looking at America with a dismayed shock. He held up a hand.
"Please, darling? I really need to relax right now."
Understanding then passed through (Y/N)'s eyes, before a little bit of anger flashed here and there. She then rushed to find one of her stronger bath bombs, sooner coming back with a giant peppermint scented bath bomb. She then rushed towards the bathroom, where America eventually heard the bath water rushing.
He walked that way, stopping in the doorway to watch his wife. She was preparing to place the bath bomb into the now full bathtub, a camera at hand. America found himself smiling, feeling himself calm down all the more.
Steam in the air, (Y/N) turned on the camera and wrapped it around her head, turned off the running water, and gingerly placed the giant bath bomb into the water. From there, the orb erupted into a light green color within the water, turning it the same exact color. (Y/N) watched it intently, clearly searching for anything she didn't like about the bath bomb, but when she found none, looked towards America, preparing to take off her clothes.
America placed his hands in front of him. "You don't have to join me darling," he urged. "Really, you don't."
(Y/N) gave him a look that asked, "Are you stupid?" before she began to strip herself. Watching her, America easily spotted the pink in her cheeks, but other than that, she was comfortable with getting naked in front of him.
Like, come on, they were a married couple, and they had done this so many times he lost count!
Finally the bath bomb finished fizzing inside the bath water, turning the water itself into a very light peppermint green, and it even unleashed a strong scent of peppermint. America's eyes watered a little, but (Y/N) didn't appear effected by it as she then lowered herself into the large bathtub, watching America intently.
He smiled and, closing the door behind him, began to strip himself as well. It wasn't long before he was completely exposed in front of his wife, joining her in the bath.
Oh god, the bath water never felt so good, and he had to credit his dear (Y/N) again. She appeared to be one of the only people in the entire world who could make these kinds of bath bombs. It really wasn't a wonder why so many people came from all over to buy her products and food.
Oh, as America looked towards her, he realized (Y/N) was staring at him intently. He sighed.
"It was the nations again," he admitted. "They decided to be complete idiots and spy on us, even when I gave them a clear warning not to."
(Y/N) hissed, her voice laced with poison. Had this been anyone else, America would've flinched.
"And now I'm worried that even when I gave them a piece of my mind, they're going to continue to be nosy." America scoffed. "And they called me the nosy one. Oh, and apparently they know who you are to me."
The hiss was even more intense now, and even now (Y/N) was glaring into the water with a look of pure hate.
Seeing this, America reached over and took his wife's hand. "Calm down Hun, this is our peaceful time, not our stress time. Come here." He then wrapped an arm around her shoulders and gently drew her to him. (Y/N) didn't fight him, though she did smack him on the shoulder when he brought her a little too close for comfort.
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Cross My Heart, Hope to Die (America x Autistic!Wife!Reader) *SLOW UPDATES*
Fanfiction"Never love anybody who treats you like you're ordinary." --Oscar Wilde. Meet America. He is the living personification of the United States of America, and is known by all as an immature, hero-loving idiot who can't be taken seriously, causing almo...