What Is A 'Shawty'?

"You did what!?" 

The Sasquatch with long, shaggy, brown hair looked at his older idiot of a brother incredulously. He could not believe what he had just been told. The smaller man kept his eyes on the road, smirking at his sibling's reaction. With a laugh he repeated what he had said. 

"I seduced our angel friend into playing a game. A game called Naked Hide & Seek. Which then turned into Butt Sex. And then he dropped the bomb. Which was big, but not as big as his d--" 

"STOP IT RIGHT THERE DEAN!" 

"Angels can get preggo, Sammy," Dean continued, all amusement gone from his face. "Very, very preggo. And we want you and Bobby to be the godparents. It would mean a lot to us." 

Sam looked at his brother with disgust. Upon seeing it, Dean placed a comforting hand on his younger brother's knee. Tears welled up in his eyes and he started wailing about he just wanted him to understand, and he was his only family. They could make it through, they just had to talk about it. Everything wold be okay, right? Right, Sammy? 

"Okay, cut the crap Dean. Tell me the truth." The giant man stared at the smaller who had suddenly gone quiet, studying him. Then realization hit him. "You knocked up Lisa for real this time, right? This what all this about. Jesus, Dean. As if we didn't have enough shit to get through. You just HAD to get get your booty call preg-"  

Dean pulled over to the side of the road and jumped out of the car. Sam got out, slammed the door, and followed him. He knew he shouldn't have called Dean's ex a whore, but it was kinda true. Still, he didn't want his brother mad agian. Dean was finally in a good mood for once. Maybe it was because he...hooked up with Cas. Sam decided he would at least try and be supportive. So he was surprised to find the older blond just sitting on the trunk of the impala laughing his ass off. 

"Aww, man. I had you going there for a second didn't I? Happy late April Fools, Sammy!" Dean laughed some more when he saw Sam's best bitch face being directed towards him. "Oh come on! You didn't really think I would do that to Cas would you?" 

Sam gave him a look that said 'well...." Dean looked at him, clearly grossed out. 

That's just fucking nasty. I would NEVER... I mean, it's Cas and... Gross! You know I like chicks! I mean come on Sammy! Titties all the way!" 

"Okay, Dean. I get it! Jeez. Was that last part really necessary?" Sam held up his hand upon seeing Dean's smirk, "Don't answer that."

"Haha, alright Sammy. Joke's over. We better hurry back to the motel, Cas is probably still watching T.V, waiting for us--" His eyes went big and he met Sam's eyes.

"What. The. Hell. Did you just say?" The younger Winchester's eyes were dangerous and dark. "Dean. Repeat what you just  said, and tell me it was another dumb joke."

"I was going to tell you."

"Tell me when?! Dean do you not understand how dangerous that is? Why didn't you tell me? We could have held off the trip the Bela's. How on earth could you do something so risky like that?"

"He worked some of his angel mojo on me! He said "We should probably wait to tell Sam about this." Then he put two fingers to my head and I forgot about it up until now! But it doesn't matter that much, Sammy."

The Moose looked at Dean incredulously. "Doesn't matter? Doesn't matter?! Dean! He could be so influenced by that crap he sees on T.V. he's an angel. He doesn't understand anything about the media. He could end up going crazy, like Gabriel!"

The older hunter rolled his eyes. "Sam, it's bad to put someone as innocent as Cas in front of the T.V, but I'm pretty sure everything will be just fine. Now get in the damn car."

Sam huffed and stomped to the car, slamming the door extra hard to show Dean how pissed he really was. 'Great, now I'm throwing two year old temper tantrums.' He thought to himself 'Things couldn't get any worse.'

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Lol.

Let's all pretend that I didn't just write out the most obvious 'cliffhanger' ever.

I could write the rest out in the last 20 minutes of my class, but let's face it, it would have been a shit ending. So instead I'll do it tonight to make sure it's full of witty dialogue.

I'm the only person who can see my drafts obviously, but if you could see it you would definitely agreee that I need to do something more funny and less angsty.

Hope you enjoyed the first part! The plot bunnies wouldn't leave me alone until I wrote this down :)

By The Way, I don't own Supernatural. If I did a LOT of people would still be alive right now!