Story's of Yoshiboy

I'm only three!!!

You know how when your annoying little sibling breaks something or annoys someone their mom always says they're only three, my nephew is 4 years old and he always says that and he gets away with it, I am pretty sure it's a excuse so they don't get in trouble, ok, here's my reaction today

Ok, so I was playing on the trampoline my niece threw her ball in the trampoline, so my nephew ended up catching it stealing it from her, so I thought my niece changed her mind and wanted the ball back

So I grabbed it and said her name and threw it back

Then my nephew got mad

"Jeremiah!!!" He screamed

Then I said

Looks like she wanted it

Then he ran to me and started punching me

So I started pushing him away blocking his weak attacks

Then he grabbed hold of ma arm

So I somehow lifted him up and slammed him into the trampoline face planting

So he started crying and my aunt came by and said did you hurt him?

I said no I didn't, he tried to kill me so I just pushed him off

Then after my nephew was done crying he called me a douchebag

That's his favorite word, Douchebag

The end