[This isn't a relatable feeling, but rather a joke. This was originally a Tumblr post and has been added onto by Martin.]
Sexualities as Doors
Heterosexual- The door swings one way.
Homosexual- The door swings the other way.
Bisexual- The door swings both ways.
Pansexual- It's a revolving door.
Demisexual- The door is locked. Good luck finding the key.
Asexual- The door is actually a window.
Aromantic- The door is a wall. You aren't getting through.
Sexualities as Water
Heterosexual- Likes warm water
Homosexual- Likes cool water
Bisexual- Likes both cool and warm water
Pansexual- Likes hot water, cold water, and everything in between
Demisexual- Likes a specific temperature of water. Nobody quite knows what exactly this temperature is
Asexual- Likes the look of water
Aromantic- Is allergic to water
Sexualities at the Park
Heterosexual- Going down the slide
Homosexual- Climbing up the slide
Bisexual- On the swing set
Pansexual- On the tire swing
Demisexual- Is walking around with a very close friend
Asexual- Sitting on a nearby bench
Aromantic- Rain check
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RandomRelatable feelings for any and every member of the LGBT+ community. [PLEASE NOTE: There are numerous jokes in this book. We do not intend for any of them to be offensive, but some of them just are. We sincerely apologize if this upsets anyone.]
