Fallons POV
You know how everyone says different crap about you but really in reality you dont give a flying unicorn about what they are saying? That is how I feel on this perfectly gloomy day. I stepped inside the Mall that I only visited once besides today. That time was when I was dragged by my mother to get school supplies yesterday even though school was a week ago. I always knew my mom was blonde on the inside and on the outside. I told her when school was too, but no my nails were way more important. So here I am surveying random people walking in different directions. All of a sudden I saw salvation, a toy store, where they actually let you play with the toys. I started skipping my merry way over there. (yes skipping dont judge, a girl can skip on her own free will!)
When I entered the store I didn't even greet the pedestrians that welcomed me so kindly I all but bolted towards the remote controlled section. I smiled widely (probably creeping out some kids in the process) and found a video tank that recorded and moved by app. Privileged children these days, so non-appreciated to there toys but I will appreciate it oh I will enjoy this beautiful piece of metal or plas-
"Hey beautiful", some creep breathed in my ear, making me shudder in disgust, like DUDE we are in a fludging TOY STORE right now no time to be hitting on girls, you sound like a rabbid pedestrians seriously. I realized I've been ignoring him the whole time and picked out a box (I was going to buy the beautiful piece of metal-plastic combo) while sneakily putting my earphones in. I turned and got in my zone. I squeaked and took out one earphone.
"Oh my Gummy Bears! You scared me," I paused and put on a stern expression"Wait, why were you even behind me, that is very disrespectful you haven't even introduced yourself, you should be ashamed" with that I strode off to the cashiers trying to hide my snicker. Wait what did he look like oh gummys what if he was cute or goes to my new school oh gummy bears, oh gummy bears I am so dead if that's the case. I shrugged and paid for my awesome tank thing, and walked off to start my spy minja career. Oh yeah, imma be the best minja ever oh that reminds me of black eyed peas, I wish I could listen to that or maybe b.o.b. But if I listened to b.o.b. Then he would have a potty mouth. B.o.b. , Bob, Sponge Bob oh my gummys I recorded Sponge Bob. MUST GET HOME!
AN: Well this is my first ever book and it will be progressing slowly so DONT RUSH ME please. If you dont like then fart covered monkeys for you sir. I dont want any hate mail if I do find some I WILL ignore you or find out were you live and hurt you VERY badly dont take this lightly, it will happen.
