~Akaashi Got Hacked~

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Akaashi Keiji: Ok, who hacked my account...

Bokuto Kotaro: Yeah, who hacked AKAAASHIIII~!

Kei Tsukishima: What are you guys talking about? 

Bokuto Kotaro: Someone hacked Akaashi in the last chat, and made him say all kinds of weird stuff...

Akaashi Keiji: I was wondering why Bokuto-san came running over to my house. Until he showed me the chat with the fake Akaashi.

Oikawa Tooru: Whoever it was, they hacked the wrong person. They should've hacked dis guy right here!! Not the boring Akaashi-chan over there.

Bokuto Kotaro: HEY! Don't speak about Akaashi like that!! YOU WANNA FIGHT?!

Hajime Iwaizumi: I'm so sorry, I'll punish him later. Let's go Assikawa.

Oikawa Tooru: OoooO. He's gonna 'punish' me later. Coming Iwa-chan~!

Akaashi Keiji: I mean, he has a point. Who would want to hack my ass.

Bokuto Kotaro: I'd like to 'hack' your ass.

Akaashi Keiji: ...

Bokuto Kotaro: Sorry, not sorry. *wink*

Akaashi Keiji: Ugh. I guess I should change my password.

Bokuto Kotaro: Why was it something anybody would know?

Akaashi Keiji: I wouldn't think so.

Bokuto Kotaro: Was it- '1234'?

Akaashi Keiji: No, not even close.

Kuroo Tetsuro: It was 69.

Akaashi Keiji: 69 my ass. That's not right either.

Kuroo Tetsuro: You're right. I forgot to add the 420. It was 69420. Sorry, my bad.

Akaashi Keiji: ...Why'd you hack my account...

Kuroo Tetsuro: Cause why not.

Akaashi Keiji: I'm changing my password now.

Bokuto Kotaro: I want to '69' Akaashi's ass right now... 😍

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Alright. Well. I am not writing this at 12:09 AM. Lord Asahi save me.

Well, however many of you are up at this hour. How's your day going so far? Mine's going great because I worry myself whenever I write these at midnight...





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