TWENTY FIVE

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BRENDON'S POV
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It was six in the morning. Have to casually get up and ready for school, except I'm probably not but maybe do something I've been procrastinating for like months.

I'm gonna ask her out.

Of course because I do not know how to ask anyone out, I'm gonna put the two gayest people and I in a group chat.
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Brendon: ya'll I need help.
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I sat quietly and waited for a response.
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Tyler: kiddo what is it??

Ike: yeah bab?

Brendon: ya'll are literally the only two people I've ever known who have asked people out.

Tyler: ur point is??

Ike: (I got no sleep last night) what is it

Brendon: um um

Ike: I'm actually tired and have to get up in an hour just tell me.

Brendon: I like a girl and I'm gonna ask her out.
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I grabbed the clothes I was gonna wear: a black and white flannel, a FOB shirt, and some black skinny jeans.

As soon as I finished getting dressed, I got another text
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Ike: HOLY SHIT BAB 4 REAL IM STAYING

Tyler: mAKE THE ANNOUNCEMENT BIG

Brendon: her sister likes me as well tho

Ike: wait, is she that bitch who said Dakota couldn't hang with ya'll bc he's on the football team?

Brendon: yep.

Ike: fuck

Brendon:

Tyler: yeah Bb no swearing

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Tyler: yeah Bb no swearing

Ike: fucj u

Brendon: hOW DO I ASK HER OUT W/O SARAH NOTICING???

Ike: that's her name.

Tyler: pull her out of class and just be like "I love u"

Ike: tell Sarah to go fuck herself.

Brendon: I would but she's popular and I'd get a worse rep than what I already had.

Tyler: how bad would your reputation get if u told Sarah to go fuck herself?

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