I took a lot of time writing this cliché, dense novel which I love so, so dearly. So dearly that instead of watching Teen Wolf; I'm writing an entertaining (tbh, it's probably boring as shit) jumble of my thoughts just for you. I take hours writing each chapter and for you to steal it in seconds is corrupt.
Thus, this novel is mine. You hear? Mine. Take my shit and I will castrate you.
You may think, what she gonna go? She (are you assuming my gender?) doesn't know my name or location-muahahaha. But bitch I know people, so be careful before you laugh, because if you don't i'll rip that howling laugh out of your throat with my ratchet ass nails. Okay? Okay.
Now let me explain a few things:
1. I'm a teenager, okay. I'm at the measly age of fifteen. So if you think my grammar and writing is shit, well then don't fucking read it. Besides, your face looks like shit and I don't judge it (jk, I love you, shitface). Hopefully, to be expected, my writing will flourish to higher quality. As of for right now, however, bare with me.
2. This follows number one, I'm having an arduous journey trying to fix this vital problem I have. Which is writing from present to past-tense or vice-versa. I do try my hardest to discern it and fix it when i'm editing, but it will occur on occasions, thus, bare with me. To add, I can and will make a multitude of spelling and grammar errors. If you find one then nicely comment about it. To be blunt, I don't like judgemental asses and people who think they are of higher-knowledge/standing so don't say rude stuff about my mistakes because you make mistakes too. So if I witness any of the following examples:
You're*, idiot.
Wtf, don't you mean of, instead of pf. What does that mean? Potato filling, lmao she dumb.
Omg, can you spell? This book sucks ass.
Yeah, I see any of that shit and bitch bye. To clarify, I will roast your ass when I see the comment.
Do you smell something burning?
*looks at your non-existent ass and smirks*
3. This book is and I repeat, cliché. Typical sexy bad boy and average good girl. However, don't be so quick to judge, because although a story may have the same ending; they all have a different path on how they got there.
4.For all you dirty readers (ha, me), I don't know about smut. Most likely, it will occur. It all depends and you readers. Which means yes, because all wattpadians are dirty as fuck. That's why I love it. Muahaha, i'm a disgusting human being and frankly, I give zero-fucks about it.
Okay, I'm done. That was a lot of sassiness and I truly apologize about it (hah, bitch naw). Just know this book is a bible of sarcasm and sass. The main character, Blake (XX chromosome), reflects a great deal of my personality and humor, so if you didn't like that little pre-view of my humor and personality then you can rot in the depths of rare humor-less memes.
-S (no, not A)
