Harry: "Ladies brace yourselves! Harry Styles from One Direction has just announced he's off the market!"
Niall: "Our favorite Irish popstar has found his lucky lady!"
Zayn: "Badboy Zayn Malik has found someone who loves his tattoos just as much as he does!"
Louis: "One Direction member Louis Tomlinson has found himself a new lady!"
Liam: "What's that I hear? A million fangirls hearts breaking all at once? Yep, Liam Payne's officially taken!"