Jimin: for some reason i find it comforting to tell a stranger
Friend: i don't care
Jimin: you're so blunt i luv it like you make me forget about my pain because you're so mean idk if that makes sense
Friend: ok
Jimin: like .. my heartu my heartu hurts IT HURTS I FEEL LIKE SOMEONE RIPPED MY BEATING HEART OUT OF MY CHEST AND STEPPED ALL OVER IT
Friend: dramatic asf
Jimin: I FEEL LIKE A CRACK ON THE SIDEWALK THAT PEOPLE KEEP STEPPING ON
Friend: don't you have friends to talk to
Jimin: I FEEL A PANG OF PAIN IN MY CHEST
Friend: why haven't i blocked you
Jimin: I FEEL LIKE IM DYING LITERALLY
Friend: im definitely blocking you
Jimin: I ACTUALLY CRIED AND I NEVER CRY
Friend: i bet you cry all the time you seem like a little bitch
Jimin: i don't cry all the time!!!
Friend: that's not what it sounds like CRYBABY
Jimin: AM NOT!!!! ok maybe i am yes im a crybaby IM A CRYBABY AND IDGAF
Friend: calm tf down
Jimin: I CANTTR my heartu is broken it's broken into a million pieces and it hurts
Friend: go bother your friends with your problems well if you have any
Jimin: fyi i do have friends i just don't want to talk to them about this because i know they're going to be gentle with me well at least one of them is
Friend: then go bother them leave me alone
Jimin: i'll leave you alone but first i need your opinion
Friend: no
Jimin: please
Friend: no
Jimin: pretty please
Friend: no
Jimin: pretty please with a cherry on top!!!
Friend: if i say yes will you leave me alone
Jimin: yesss!!!!
Friend: fine
Jimin: thank you so much!!
Friend: yeah yeah hurry up i got stuff to do
Jimin: do you think she's pretty?
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Friend: Park Choa? hell yeah i'll bang
Jimin: oh ok thanks i'll leave you alone now
Friend: it's about Hoseok dating her huh
Jimin: no
Friend: wHy tF yOu lYiNg wHy YoU aLwAyS lYinG
Jimin: oKaY fine yes it's about that
Friend: ahhh
Jimin: they started dating and like my heartu i can't take it
Friend: yeah looks like you won't get hobi nudes no more
Jimin: im just so dumbfounded i thought Hoseok was gay
Friend: it's call being bisexual
Jimin: yeah you're right im guessing you're straight
Friend: why do you assume that stop being a stereotypical bitch
Jimin: well you did say you would bang Park Choa
Friend: so just because i'll bang her doesn't mean anything
Jimin: what? im confused
Friend: agh im leaving BYE
Jimin: oh okay ByE friend!!! thanks for talking to me you made me feel worse but that's ok talk to you later take care don't do drugs always use protection
