Hey everyone! So let me explain this book a little before I get into it. So basically these are the text message conversations between the Rosewood teens. There are two storylines going on in this book (chapters are 1,1 2,2 and so forth.) offset texts are from Sasha Shay etc. enjoy!
Alison D. Created 'Rosewood's finest' 6:34pm
Alison Dilaurentis Added Emily Fields, Hanna Marin, Aria Montgomery, and Spencer Hastings.
Alison- what's up skanks?
Spencer- Ali it is 6:30pm shouldn't you be asleep?
Hanna- um does anyone sleep at this hour??
Alison- exactly.
Spencer- well I do I get really tired sometimes.
Hanna- Spencer that's because you spend your life like a middle aged woman.
Spencer- I DO NOT!
Hanna- do too. Your outfits remind me of Hillary Clinton.
Spencer- She's a great role model.
Aria- well not for fashion.
Spencer- Says the one who dresses like the smurf version of Beetlejuice.
Aria- take that back!
Spencer- Hillary will not be accepting take back requests at this time.
Alison- you guys are so extra.
Spencer- So Ali, you going to school tomorrow?
Hanna- Spencer, dead girls don't go to school.
Alison- wow I really feel attacked.
Aria- Well in Hanna's defense you were kinda buried alive, what's that count for like no P.E. for a week?
Hanna- not even a week, ugh I broke my favorite pair of heels and the coach didn't even care.
Spencer- Hanna that's a little different.
Alison- yes I'm going to school tomorrow.
Emily- suddenly I'm awake and ready for school tomorrow.
Spencer- 🤔
Hanna- it's because she has a hole in her stomach.
Emily- Hanna, shut up.
Aria- Wait what's Hanna talking about.
Spencer- she has an ulcer in her stomach, she can't swim.
Hanna- no it's a HOLE!
Aria- I'm gonna take Spencer's word on it.
Hanna- whatever it's just because she's smarter.
Spencer-....can't argue with that.
Alison- I've gotta gay.
Hanna- um what?
Aria- are you trying to tell us something?
Emily- Wait what???
Alison- I meant I've got to go, darn autocorrect!! It's last goodnight. 💋
Hanna- mhm.
Emily- that kiss is for me, fuck off guys.
Aria- By all means, take it.
Spencer- yeah Arias got enough kisses from the Lit Department at our school.
Hanna- oh shit
Emily- ☕️
Aria- I may be little, but I'll still beat your ass.
Spencer- I'd love for you to do that.
Aria- you brat.
Hanna- goodnight I'm tired and hungry. That means everyone else shuts up too.
