Before we begin, Let me say that we don't own Naruto, all rights go to Masashi Kishimoto. This is totally random and rated S for Stupid. Please don't continue if you are prone to seizures when you hear something slightly... interesting..... So you know who's writing this chapter, we will put who wrote it's name at the bottom, that way, if you like that style of writing, you can check out more of it at our own accounts! Thanks! ~SunAndRain and Strawberry_Lemonade
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Before we begin, let's introduce some guest stars and crap. If you wan to somewhat comprehend what's going on, I suggest you read this.
As always, we have our wonderful Akatsuki, but we have some Oc's and guest stars too, along with trivia info. WARNING: If you are reading Michiyo, Plain and Simple, I suggest you skip Michiyo's part, cause it contains spoilers...
~Oc's~
Yoko: light Brown hair, tan skin, monkey ears and tail, pet Spider monkey, Michiyo's sister, marrying Rock Lee, JK JK, 15.
Akemi: Blond hair, violet eyes, light skin, going to marry Sasori, JK JK!!, 17.
Michiyo: Turquoise hair, green eyes, pet cat named Stella, gray cat ears, NO TAIL, Hidan and Sunake's sister, 16.
Miri: Long blond hair, tan skin, blue eyes, reads a lot, 18.
~GuestStars~
Sunake: Michiyo's annoying brother.
Nicbaka: Sunake's annoying accomplice.
Nanomi: Gaara's stalker.
Bob and Steve: Clueless Hokage guards.
Jeorge: Crazy hobo shooter.
Meredith Gray: From the TV show Grey's Anatomy, Meredith Gray- WAIT! WTF?!?!
Scarlet: Pein's pimp, Michiyo's friend.
Edmira: Michiyo's cousin, who is going to marry Itachi, JK JK.
~Partnerships you should know about~
Michiyo & Deidara: Partners (if you want more info, read Michiyo, Plain and Simple).
Akemi & Sasori: Partners (.... but they WILL be lovers ;) ).
Yoko & Tobi: Partners
Itachi & Edmira: Sometimes partners.
Hidan& Michiyo: Will occasionally team up, though they usually bicker.
Scarlet & Pein: They'll 'Team up'.
That's about it.... Enjoy!
~Chapter One: Grocery Shopping~
*Kisame, Itachi, Edmira, Tobi, Yoko, Akemi, Sasori, and Hidan are sitting on the couch in the living room when Michiyo and Deidara burst in*
Hidan: What the fuck you want, ma bitches?
Deidara: WE HAVE NO FOOOOOOOOD UN!
Michiyo: YOU MEAN TUNA!?! AND CAT FOOD!? AND MILK!?!?
Kisame: Chicken of the sea is tuna, tuna are sharks, sharks are fish, I'm a shark, so I'm a fish, so I don't like tuna. So we're not buying it.
Everyone: O.O
Sasori: I could use some things from the store, I need more nails for my puppets construction.
Hidan: WE NEED MOTHERFUCKING ORANGE JUICE!
*Kakazu appears*
Kakazu: NOT A CENT OF ME MONEY!!!!
Everyone: O.O
Itachi: Oatmeal... my life is as tasteless as oatmeal... we need to buy oatmeal...
Everyone: Ok.... o.O
Tobi and Yoko: CANDY!!!!!
Akemi: We need more tea...
*Pein Appears*
Pein: And so, the Akatsuki braved the grocery store, unknown to them, great terrors-
Michiyo: IT'S DECIDED!!! GROCERY STORE!!!!! TO THE BAT-MOBILE!!!
Everyone: o.O
LATER AT THE GROCERY STORE
*Everyone in the store runs out screaming*
Hidan: Yeah motherfuckers! Run away!
*Yoko and Tobi run to candy aisle*
*Kisame greets the fish*
*Michiyo runs to the cat food isle*
*Deidara goes to arts and crafts*
*Itachi heads to breakfast staples isle*
*Akemi and Sasori turn to look at each other*
Sasori: They don't have nails... these children better not keep me waiting...
Akemi: O.O
*Michiyo runs up*
Michiyo: THE DEVILS IS HERE!!!!
*Everyone appears*
Everyone: WHERE!?!
*Michiyo Points in the direction of the bathroom products isle*
Michiyo: Nicbaka and Sunake
Deidara: RUN AWAY!!!!!
*Everyone runs away*
We now interrupt this commercial to provide you with the program, 1 minute, inside a woman's head!
Michiyo: OYSTERS!!!!
Sasori: FIN
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Tune in later for the amazing encounter with Jeorge, Bob, and Steve! See ya!
~ Strawberry_Lemonade
