It all started March 26th 2014. I was making a sexy sandwich made with nuetella and provolone cheese complete with ba nay nay slices.
I was so excited to eat it, it looked so hot in the microwave oven.
27 seconds left...
I checked my titter account hoping for followers.
17 seconds..
I was angry
" why titter!!?? WHY NO FOLLOWERS?!"
*beep beep*
I hit my head on the counter
My head hurt after that I don't know why
I started to cry but still managed to grab my nuetella sammich out of the microwave
And that's when it happened
I still to this day can not comprehend
I dropped it
I dropped it
I dropped the yummy sammich
I couldn't breath
I can't breath it's gone
I cried, " I'm running away" I managed to say through tears
I grabbed my play-doh and my favorite picture of a spider monkey floating gracefully in the darkness of space. It reminded me of my uncle's mustashe but he died it teal to go with his favorite pair of socks.
I packed my things in the toilet plunger holder. It didn't fit, which of corse made me even more upset. So I used my sweet skills to sew a handle onto it.
All I could think at that moment was " I got so much swagg right now"
I kept running but I was so upset I tripped. I stayed on the ground for awhile because I looked cute there cuz I am actually a model. People usually take a lot of pictures of me when I fall down, probebly cuz they are trying to get my good angles.
