Every one wake up, huh oh what time is it, early let's just say that heh, yeah but why so early, because your in the military and you have to train duh, heh I see so what do we train, normally gun shooting, weight lifting and fighting what you would do in tue military, I see, well boys let's go, why wont you go on a date with me, because you really gross also your in the military you have to be serious, I know but your really cute and you-sh just shut your mouth, yeah yeah, okay soldiers today we have some training you have to do first let's start with a simple workout 100 pushups, what that's iimpos-shut up and do it and go, heh you go boys, this sucks
*pant* *pant* yeah it does but hey it's what we do here apparently, heh yeah, and stop, that was to much work, well if it was to much work then why did you join the military, goof question I have no clue, well then if you don't know then leave know, heh fine, wow that was something, heh yeah it was, know since that simple workout is done let's start off with weights and let's start 150 pounds, what hold on a seck know 100 pushups is good but 150 pound weights know that's to much, yes I see but do you want to push yourselves to win the war yes or no! Well yes but, then be quite and do what I say, uhh okay, this really hurts, heh yeah but come on your a man heh and if you like that girll then you better work hard to get her, I geuss but in the inside I'm a sore loser, don't say that no one is and by the way if your a loser then why did you join the military, because I love watching people fight for there country it's so interesting m, heh yeah but well I thougt the same thing and my great grandfather fought in world war two it's really cool heh, and stop, well that hurt my arms, heh tell me about it, okay final thing for gun shooting know this may sound easy because you've held a gun or shot with a gun bu these are different okay these are guns that you to get used to the sound to use them because guns like these when you shoot one of them it will ring your ears and like most guns that would happen so tomorrow we will use them but today we will just Lear about them, okay get to your bunks now you have a lot of work to do tomorrow, that was a long day but worth it, heh yeah and I'm exsosted, yeah night dude, good night.
