Dear small demons from hell staying on the flat above me,
PLEASE STOP STOMPING AROUND LIKE A HERD OF ELEPHANTS AT WHAT MY BODY BELIEVES IS 1 AM LIKE STOP ITS TOO NOISY DONT YOU HAVE ANY COURTESY! AND TO YOUR PARENTS PLEASE STOP LAUGHING LIKE A HYENA AT THEM THATS JUST AS BAD!
Thanks
-Avi, your downstairs neighbor
P.S. WHY ON EARTH DID YOU BRING YOUR KIDS A XYLOPHONE THAT HAS TO BE JUST AS MISERABLE TO YOU AS IT IS FOR ME!
