DIPPER PINES X EMO! PIKACHU XDDD

DIPPACHU XDD

Dipper kicked a random rock on the ground as he strolled around Gravity Falls. It was nighttime, and Grunkle Stan had screamed at him and Mabel to go to bed. But he didn't care. Dipper never cared. He was a fucking savage.

At the end of the street there was a small yellow animal. Dipper headed closer to get a better look at the animal. It was yellow with a tail shaped like a lightning bolt and red cheeks, as well as dark black hair which was swept to the side of its face.

"Hi," Dipper greeted. The animal looked up at him and let out a soft sound. "...Pika?" it muttered softly. Dipper smiled and reached down to stroke the animal. "Awe, hi," he said to the adorable little critter. He knew what this was. It was a Pikachu, an emo one to be exact.

The emo pikachu flipped its hair, revealing a beautiful, gorgeous face underneath. Dipper smirked and hooted a sexy whistle. It was almost as if the Pokemon was Wendy herself.

"Pika...Pika..." the pikachu muttered softly. Dipper laughed, "You're cute." The pikachu's already red cheeks turned into an even more vivid red as he whispered a soft, "...Pika?"

"May I be your trainer?" Dipper asked, the little Pokemon nodding and giving him a happy "Pika~!" Dipper smiled as he picked up the pikachu into his arms, the critter in his arms smiling, despite still having an emo feeling to his expression. It was cute, how those feelings clashed into the furry yellow animal he was holding now. Dipper liked Pikachu, and Pikachu liked Dipper.

AND AFTER THAT THEY MADE OUT