corny pick up lines pt1

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1 I have the f the c the k all I need is the u

2 you a lot like my next boyfriend

3 you can stay put ur shirt has to go

4 the word of the day is legs lets go back to my place and spared the word

5 r u a beaver cause dam

6 kiss me if im wrong but dinosaur exist right 

7 what do u and the weather have in common ur both hot

8 your close r making me uncomfortable

9 do u like pudding cuz in a minute im pudding this dick in u

10 if u were a triangle ud be a cute one

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⏰ Last updated: Mar 27, 2014 ⏰

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