Jason

(1/3/17)

Wednesday-2.30pm

Dear Jason,
After further discussion with my therapist I am apparently meant to tell you about things that have occurred during the day, what I have found interesting and other such mundane things.

Mundane; 7 characters, 2 vowels, 5 consonants
Adjective
Lacking interest or excitement; dull.

Due to the 'unforeseen' death of a close family member I have recently come into a large amount of money and are now allowed to live a lavish lifestyle with just my husband in full-time employment. This leaves me with a flexible, part-time, stay at home job and plenty of time to spend avoiding the children.

 My husband is a banker and also has OCD, although his is significantly worse than mine. In fact that's how we met at one of those radical cure centers. I would have to say the treatment was much more effective on my side. He has his everyday routine; wake-up at 6.15 am, have a shower and dressed at 6.45 am, have 2 Weetabix with 300ml of milk and 600ml of orange juice, brushed his teeth and fix his hair by 7.00 am, have the children up and fed by 7.30am then leave at exactly 7.45am with the same tie, socks, coat, briefcase and pack lunch; a ham sandwich, apple and flask of coffee.

It's enough to drive anyone to insanity. He even sees his mistress at the same time each night; two days a week. Occasionally if I'm feeling up to the aftermath I'll bin his orange juice just to watch him meltdown. You have to give the man credit for his consistency.

Consistency; 11 characters, 3 vowels, 8 constants
Noun
Consistent behaviour or treatment.

Bye, Jason.