Animatronic love

Meeting Funtime Freddy

I was working late tonight, so my cousin Lloyd and my best friend Kai went home. I had to work until 6am. This was gonna be fun. And all the animatronics are actually humans. They just dress up as the Sister Location animatronics. I was walking through Ballora Gallery, when I heard a voice.
"Hey Bon-Bon. Whose that strange figure over there?" The voice asked.
"It must be the technician. Finally, we're going to be free!" The other voice squealed. I'm guessing that was Bon-Bon. She must be a walking, talking bonnie puppet. "We should greet him, Funtime Freddy." Oh shit. They're walking over to me. I ain't realised yet, but they're chasing me. Oh fuck. I'm gonna die tonight.
"Wait! We just wanna talk!" Funtime Freddy panted. I stopped. He saw me stop. He ran to me. He greeted me, surprisingly.
"So you guys aren't going to kill me?" I asked.
"No. We don't murder people. Well, at least Bon-Bon and I don't. We just wanna be free. We want outta here." Funtime Freddy said. He seemed upset.
"I can get you outta here." I said. Fuck.
"Oh thank you!" Freddy cheered, hugging me tightly. "Heh. Sorry. I'm just so happy."
"No problem." I said. Have I just agreed to let one of them up on the surface? Yep. I have. But there's something else. He seems cute. Wait. I've got the hots for him. Fuck! I can't resist this urge to kiss him.
"You okay?" He asked.
"Yeah. Why?" I replied.
"You seemed a little bit lost in-" but I cut him off. Oh shit. I'm fucking kissing him. It feels great. I saw him blush bright red. He closed his eyes. He leaned back a bit. He kissed back. I just realised that I was having a full make out session with him. I broke the kiss.
"Why did you just kiss me?" Freddy asked.
"Coz. Iloveyou." I said quickly.
"What?" He asked.
"Nothing!" I said quickly.
"I heard you say that you love me." He replied. Damn, he's good. He's hot!
"Okay. You got me, lil bear." I laughed. "Come on. I'm getting you outta here, babe."
"Why'd you call me 'babe'?" He asked.
"Coz, you're practically gonna be with me in a love relationship. Now, let's get outta here." I replied.

On the surface

"Holy spaghetti meatballs, we're late!" I yelled, running to my car. It's a biscuit cream Fiat 500L. It was my dad's car before I had it. I got in the driver's seat and Freddy got in the passenger seat. I started the car and drove off.

3 hours later.

It had been 3 hours since we left the pizzeria, and Freddy was already asleep. I was still driving. My house was another hour away. Suddenly, we lurched forward. I saw nothing in front of us, but something hit my car from behind. I drove my car onto the hard shoulder. I got out. I yelled at the other driver.
"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!" I yelled.
"YOU SON OF A BITCH WAS DRIVING TOO SLOW!" He yelled back.
"FUCKING HELL MAN! THIS WAS MY DAD'S CAR AND HE PASSED IT ON TO ME!" I swore back.
"FUCK YOU!" He yelled.
"Get outta your car, bitch." I said to him, drawing a knife. "I said get out the fucking car!" He did as he was told. I drove his car into a ditch. It couldn't be taken outta the ditch. I got out the car and walked to mine. "Try and drive that shit now!" I yelled at him. We drove off.

1/2 an hour later

It's only been half an hour since we left the hard shoulder, and I'm already starting to fall asleep.
"Maybe I should drive for a bit." Freddy yawned.
"I'm good. I'm good. Just get some rest, babe." I said. And with that, Freddy fell asleep.

1/2 an hour later

"Oh shit!" I swore.
"What is it?" Freddy asked.
"I fell asleep at the wheel." I replied.
"Yeah, but we got here alright." He said.
"Oh yeah. How did that happen?" I asked.
"I drove for a bit." He replied.
"Oh, so that's how I ended up in the passenger seat." I said, planting a small kiss on Freddy's lips. "Thanks, babe."
We got out and walked to the house. As soon as we got to the door, we were immediately greeted by my cousin and my best friend.