Chapter I'm Fire Emblem Fates trash

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Frisk had updated their status- But mooomm, whyyyyy?

-Comments-

Toriel: Because I said so

Alphys: W-what's all the commotion about?

Toriel: Frisk wants to get this game that I do not approve of

Alphys: What game is it?

Toriel: Some game called "Paradise city."

Undyne: Paradise city? I love that game! It's not that bad, Toriel.

Azura: Yeah, it's really fun. You should let gem get it.

Papyrus: IT CAN'T BE THAT BAD!

Frisk: Pleeeeease?

Toriel: Fine. Very well.

Frisk: Yay! Thanks mom!

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Frisk has logged off
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Toriel: Heh... children.

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Flowey has rejoined Facebook
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-Comments-

Toriel: Hello Flowey. Good to have you back.

Chara: Didn't you leave forever?

Flowey: ...Azura hid my Fire Emblem Fates Conquest and dared me to do this in order to get it back.

Azura: Hehehe....

Papyrus: AZURA, WHAT DID YOU DO?

Azura: Just you wait and see...

Flowey: I'll get you back for this, Azura. *Sighes* here we go...

Flowey: Iiin the white light... a hand reaches through... a double edged blade cuts your heart in two. Waking dreams, fade away, embrace the brand new day.... sing with me a song, of birthrights and love... the light scatters to, the sky above. Dawn breaks through the gloom, white as a bone, lost in thoughts all alone...

Flowey: you happy?

Azura: YEEEEEEESSSSSSS! *squeals excitedly* *Azura.exe has stopped working*

Frisk: Wow, I didn't know you could sing, Flowey.

Flowey: I can't.

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Azura has updated her status- OMG YUUSSS I FINALLY GOT THE NEW FIRE EMBLEM FATES GAM- wait, why am I playing a boy? I'M A GIRL!

-Comments-

Flowey: Ummm... I really don't think anyone cares.

Chara: I do.

Flowey: Wait, you do?

Chara: Yeah, love the game. Especially the werewolf and kitsune you get to meet in Conquest and Birthright ^-^

Flowey: Of course you would

Chara: Hey, just because I hate most humans in general and went to live with monsters doesn't mean anything. I mean, I like Kaze.

Frisk: Mmm... I like Hubaki better. Either him or Inigo.

Chara: What? Kaze and Jakob are way better!

Frisk: In your dreams.

Chara: AAUGGGH! AZURA! SETTLE THIS! Who's a better partner for the female avatar!

Azura: Hmm... Kaze and Jakob

Frisk: WHAT?!

Chara: YES!

Flowey: Why do you even care? It's just a game.

Azura: *Glares daggers* IT'S ART, FLOWEY. ART.

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Azura here! I recently got Fire Emblem Echos: Shadows of Valentia, and really like it (except for I can't do beginner route stuff and I play as a boy-I haven't gotten that far in yet, so I still have yet to find out if I can play a girl. I assume I can.) And, I remembered playing Conquest and Birthright, and revolved a chapter around it. I honestly prefer Kaze and Jakob as partners ^~^ that's just from my first time playing it, though, so yeah... well, bye.

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