99 Ways To End A Conversation~

WARNING: These could also end friendships, romantic relationships, your job, and your reputation...

(Them refers to who you're talking to...)

1. Slap them with a bible and tell them that you are the reborn Jesus

2. Play Bop It with their face (you know, that game that '90s kids remember)

3. Tell them you just crapped your pants and need to go to the bathroom to clean yourself

4. Remind them of something embarrasing that they did years ago, whether true or not

5. Start singing the most obnoxious song you can think of (e.i. "Baby", "Friday", etc.)

6. Ask them what brand of diapers they prefer to wear

7. Pretend you got kicked in the crotch by a ghost

8. Stop mid-sentence and say, "I see dead people"

9. Start screaming about how you should leave because you're missing reruns of Jersey Shore

10. Wave your finger around like it's a wand and pretend to kill them with "Avada Kedavra!"

11. Flip your hair while they're talking, even if you have barely any hair

12. Tell them your fantasies of marrying homeless people

13. Say you wish you became transgendered sooner

14. No matter the subject, tell them about how they'll be going through puberty soon

15. Explain to them the functions of the kidneys, in detail, and if you don't know how they work- make it up

16. Scream as high as you can if you're a guy and as low as you can if your a girl

17. Sing "It's Raining Men" everytime they open their mouth to speak

18. Complain to them about how you're afraid to sit down on the toilet because you think that someone in the sewers will crawl through the pipes and touch your butt

19. Lick your lips constantly and act like you're doing nothing odd

20. Tell them you have to leave to sell candy out of a van

21. Say, "Take my hand if you want to live," while they're talking

22. Start moonwalking as horribly as you can

23. Sing "Thriller" as out of tune as you can

24. Stare at something behind them

25. Make lightsaber noises and pretend to swing around a lightsaber

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I'll upload more soon, I'll do 26-50 when I can and if anyone even likes it ahah