It was a sunny afternoon and you were prepping for a date. "With who" you, the reader, might be asking. Well, Joey from Joey's Super Kool Food Reviews of course! You had made sure to look extra lovely for this date. You liked Joey for quite some time, and just recently you gathered up the courage to ask him out. He didn't hesitate to say yes. He would be here to pick you up in fifteen minutes. You couldn't help but feel like you were forgetting something, even though you weren't. You wanted everything to be perfect. A little while passed and you heard a knock on the door. You jumped up and hurried excitedly towards the door. A friendly face appeared when you opened it. "Woo woo woo, how are you, (Y/N)?" You blush and smile sheepishly. "I-I'm fantastic.. and you?" he grins, "I'm moist! Thanks for asking. Let's head out. Where to? Popeye's, McDonald's, Burger King...?" You think for a moment before replying. "It's up to you, Joey. I like all of those places, especially if you're there." You look into the distance dreamily. By now, you two are in the car, getting ready to go. "Is Popeye's cool?" He asks. "Of course!" You wipe your clammy hands onto your jeans. You and Joey finally arrive and walk in. Joey goes straight up to the counter and picks something instantly. "I'll have a $5 Boneless Wing Bash combo, please." he smiles and looks at you. "How about you, (Y/N)?" You blink a few times, as you were staring at Joey. You think he's so dreamy~. "I'll have the same, please." You finally answer. The lady behind the counter hands Joey a receipt with a number on it. She'll call it when your food is ready. You and Joey sit down in a comfy booth near a window. You smile and look into his eyes. Suddenly, your receipt number was called. You couldn't really tell if the food was ready that fast or if time just sped up while you were in your Joey-trance. He quickly goes to grab the food, his neck wiggling as he did. He returned with a big tray filled with boxes of food and biscuits. "Dig in, my dear!" You swooned from the nickname. He popped open his box faster than you could blink and was already biting into a fluffy, moist biscuit. You could hear the sound of the food being squished in his mouth. You picked up a piece of chicken and bit into it, making eye contact with him. You gazed into his beautiful hazel eyes as you both took large, noisy bites of food. He groaned quietly from the food, making you giggle. "I will be right back." Joey stood up and hobbled towards the bathroom. You sat and patiently waited for him to return. You spot him after a few minutes and smiled. He squeezed back into the booth. "I'm beeeaaack!!" he said rather loudly. A small amount of time passed by and you were both finished with your meal. Joey stood up and held out his hand, gesturing for you to take it. You blushed deeply and took his hand, getting up out of the booth, completely forgetting your trays and walking out. You get in Joey's car after him and chuckle. "Oh, Joey! That was so romantic." You bat your eyelashes. "It was. I'd like to do it again, (Y/N)." He took your hand. "The food was delicious too!" Joey sighed, patting his stomach, getting ripples as a result. Joey drove you home and escorted you to the door. He took you into a warm embrace. "I had a lot of fun tonight, (Y/N)!" He said before giving you a little kiss on the cheek. There was a bit of chicken grease residue but you didn't mind, after all, it was Joey. You thanked him and waved before going inside and watching him hobble back to his car. Once he was gone, you leaned against the door and slid down, letting out a sigh of relief, happy that your date went well. You will be overjoyed to see him again.
This story was completely written and published by Eli, hope you fags enjoy. - Sincerely, Eli C.
Cover made by Cev, you heckers. - Cev :^)
(Originally written on July 6th, 2016 on Quotev but just uploaded to Wattpad as of July 4th, 2017)
