Eat the lolli linda

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I walked over to the strip club and saw James on the pole naked😤😩💉.  I walked over and dumped a bucket of 5 dollar bills all over him surprising him😦 #spook #grind #studentathlete 😖😨😛. He looked at me and noticed who I was and started peeing while he's peepee was flying around everywhere squirting pee all over people🌧💦😫😏😋🍆🍑. I ran out and cried until blood came out of my eyes signaling they were about to fall out like they always did when I cried😭😷💉🍆😩. I went on Twitter to tweet to my 5 and a half fans.
Hey followers I just saw a 🍆 at the grocery store please tell me I should buy it #confused #shook #🍆
I posted it and cried some more wen James came up behind me in a robe😤😭😋😫😏😛💃🏼👙👗.
"Sorry you saw the🍆." He said😤😤😤😤😤😩😫😋😷😦🌧.

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