An Ode to Canada

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  • Dedicated to My Uncle Bobby, You know, the one obsessed with fruit loops
                                    

You don't even wanna know what I was on when I wrote this.

O Canada

You are our home and native land

You are filled with delcious humands and syrup

Can we eat those things?

Can we eat them at the same time?

That sounsd delcious

Why aren;t you more like 'Murica?

You don't have Bed Bath and Beyond

Just kidding I have no clue what ind of stores you have

But seriously I w=once went to a holiday store with my Uncle Bobby

You know, the one obsessed with fruit loops

And it was just a warehouse full of chocolate.

It was weird, but delcious at the same time

Kinda like how I imagine humands and ayruo

Maybe it'll be good,

Maybe it'll be mediocrore.

That ryhmes with poker

oh my gosh that reminds me nof ANOTHER video

one thats part of a realyyyyy long series

but it's an abridged so every episdoe is like 15 minutes long

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I'm sorry you had to see that. But really I'm not. kthx

~NS

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