When you feel a pain in your leg. You look down and find a deep cut.
"Oh. How did i get this? Hmm."
Accidentally walks into something.
"Ow! That's got to have cut me!"
Looks down and sees only a white Mark.
Is it just me, or do you feel embarrassed for someone when they do something stupid in a movie and you are re-watching it?
Reads fluff.
Rolls around fan girling. But stays quiet
Reads smut.
Goes red but says nothing
Reads the coming out of a unknown gay character.
.................................. The fuck?................WHAT THE ABSOLUTE FUCK???!!!! YEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!! They pushed the button to! (Watch Asdf movies and you'll get it.)
Rides scooter. Lifts it up to go on side walk. Hits your ankle.
Why did you do this!? I thought you loved me enough not to hit me!
Expectation
Me: he/she is so dreamy!
Reality
Person: *just stands there, pissed as all hell* Fuck it! *walks away and punches ex friend in the face*
Boy sees girl. Girl looks at boy then looks away.
Boy goes up to girl.
Boy: you want to go out with me?
Girl: I'm gay.
Girl walks away.
Washes dishes. Puts hands in soapy water. Forgets you have a bunch of fresh cuts on hands.
