(Of course im not drooling !) No one answered the door. I knew that there was someone inside because there is a car parked in front of the house. So i started kicking the door.
Not even thirty second later the door flew open, and right there at that moment i started thanking god for creating this chocolatey delicious looking man. "Yes? " he asked. My panties felt a little heavier than before. "Who are you, and what do you want?" he asked in a impatient tone. I kept staring at his dark brown eye and the only thing that came out of my mouth was "yummm". "What do you want?" he asked again but a little louder. "Well u see, i just wanted to know who live here because im nosey" i said. He looked at me for a second with a amused look in his eyes then said " now you know. he said do you want to know anything else?"
"Yes umm. i ummm. Uhhh i think my pet bird flew in your house. One of your window was opened and he flew inside your house because he wanted to.....umm poop in your house, so he flew in your house." i said while pushing him to the side and walking inside. He closed the door, turned around and asked me if i wanted to look for my pet bird. My unreal pet bird.
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