Me: Hey Dude!
America: Hey Berlin.
Me: Why so down dude? It's your birthday! Be happy!
America: it's also the day I hurt England.
Me: America, that's in the past. England loves you, he's forgiven you. He's happy for you.
USA: How do you know?
England: because its true. Happy birthday America.
Canada: Happy birthday America.
Kuma: Happy birthday, eh!
France: Happy birthday Amérique!
Italy: Happy birthday America!
Spain: Happy birthday America!
Japan: Happy birthday Amerika.
China: Happy birthday, aru.
Germany: Happy birthday.
Prussia: Happy birthday Dude!
Everyone: HAPPY BIRTHDAY AMERICA!
Me: See y'all the 14 for France!